GRATUITIOUS CHRISTMAS PARTY POST
OHTORI STUDENT COUNCIL CHRISTMAS PARTY
[IN A SECRET VOLCANO BASE VOLCANO NEAR YOU, a Christmas party is beginning. Lord Il Palazzo has graciously allowed the corrupt holiday festivities to take place as an elaborate form of bait, in order to lure in and hopefully kill Santa Claus. But that's not important right now.]
[Things are tastefully but festively decorated (some of the decorations have taken to hovering upside-down and spinning, but what can you do?), classy danceable music lingers in the air occasionally mixed in with the soft tones of mmmwhatchasay, and the light of the lava adds a romantic ambience to the whole scene. We're not saying there's not mistletoe, but we are officially denying any knowledge of it. There is also a table laid out with vast amounts of delicious-looking cake and pie, whichever happens to be your personal preference. We don't judge.]
[And in case you missed the invitation post, everyone was invited. Yes, especially you.]
[IN A SECRET VOLCANO BASE VOLCANO NEAR YOU, a Christmas party is beginning. Lord Il Palazzo has graciously allowed the corrupt holiday festivities to take place as an elaborate form of bait, in order to lure in and hopefully kill Santa Claus. But that's not important right now.]
[Things are tastefully but festively decorated (some of the decorations have taken to hovering upside-down and spinning, but what can you do?), classy danceable music lingers in the air occasionally mixed in with the soft tones of mmmwhatchasay, and the light of the lava adds a romantic ambience to the whole scene. We're not saying there's not mistletoe, but we are officially denying any knowledge of it. There is also a table laid out with vast amounts of delicious-looking cake and pie, whichever happens to be your personal preference. We don't judge.]
[And in case you missed the invitation post, everyone was invited. Yes, especially you.]