[near the A-T Treehouse and Mafia Cave]
[There is a classroom without walls. And without floors - the desks are slowly starting to sink into softer ground. At the head of the class is a blackboard with scribbles of quotes from your canon on it. There is also a roulette box. It is jaunty, and has flashing lights and an arrow sign pointing at it.]
Very well then! The class of 2008 is in session! I am your new teacher, Nozomu Itoshiki! In accordance with standard school rules for any new class, we will begin by taking a roll call! Therefore, in an orderly queue, please introduce yourself, and furthermore, since the tradition has not been observed thus far, each of you may draw a fortune for the year ahead! It will serve as an excellent first lesson.
[OOC: If you want a particular fortune and/or particularly want to avoid fourth wall breaks, let me know in IRC.]
Very well then! The class of 2008 is in session! I am your new teacher, Nozomu Itoshiki! In accordance with standard school rules for any new class, we will begin by taking a roll call! Therefore, in an orderly queue, please introduce yourself, and furthermore, since the tradition has not been observed thus far, each of you may draw a fortune for the year ahead! It will serve as an excellent first lesson.
[OOC: If you want a particular fortune and/or particularly want to avoid fourth wall breaks, let me know in IRC.]