[Two odd, incredibly matching, gothic girls have dropped down onto the SoftSpeaker and LoudSpeaker.]
Attention Camp.
Our family has been contacted by an organization known to us as Camp Fuck You Die. There is to be a tournament on this date. We have been provided names.
We are the Gervello. We will be judging these battles, however announcing, as you please, may be undertaken by impartial outsiders. Thank you for waiting.
We have arranged suitable battleground for each pair. Please see this board
here for locations and partners. Moogles have been provided by the management. You are required to use them, otherwise the Gervello take no responsibility to loss of life or limb in the battles to come.
We will provide repairs. So please do not hold back.
You are under obligation.
...
[One leans over and whispers to the other.]
We are informed that the first aid tent is being manned by Hibari Kyoya for the duration of the tournament. There is nothing we can do about this, except advise injured to minimize all mingling. If you require words for the Namimori theme song, please ask.
Begin.
((OOC: GET YOUR FIGHT ON. Please start your threads with your battle pairing in the topic for easy browsing and linking for me! Announcers! At the end of the battle, please change the topic of the thread to the results! Or alternately, ping or PM me. Doctors! Pokemon! Please feel free to start your own threads. Hibari WILL bite you to death.))