[posted on the door of the consulate]

[when_in_canada]

Dearest Residents of Canada,

Please accept my utmost apologies... you shall have to launder your own towels and bedding, for a time, as I am currently unable to perform such duties.

Thank you kindly for your understanding,
Constable Turnbull

P.S. Haru, please use the cat door -- I have knitted you your sweater.