[ITP: MESS HALL ANTICS?]

[o_sarchasm]

[BECAUSE THERE HAVE NOT BEEN ENOUGH MINGLE POSTS LATELY and that is terrible, there is a boy more or less surrounded by books occupying an entire end of one of the mess hall tables. He may also be stuffing his face in a way that is sure to make anyone inclined to worry about the PRISTINE CONDITION of library books sweat. Clearly you must stop this madness!

...After a quick snack.]

(( MINGLE MINGLE MINGLE /o/ open all day all niiiiight ))