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Attention everybody! I am here to announce that I, not you, am the top dog at camp!
In addition, all the women of the camp are off limits and will remain so until they have stated that they will not marry me. Therefore, If I see you with any of them, this constitutes a breech upon my person and I will chastise you harshly!
Anybody who wishes to challenge my authority may do so in a contest of speed, stamina, power and endurance. A competition which have decided the fates of many men throughout history and possesses a long tradition of men's vigor! I, of course, mean a dance competition.
((Mr. Cat is back and he is under the influence of the shard of masculinity! Rape gently, please ^^; ))
In addition, all the women of the camp are off limits and will remain so until they have stated that they will not marry me. Therefore, If I see you with any of them, this constitutes a breech upon my person and I will chastise you harshly!
Anybody who wishes to challenge my authority may do so in a contest of speed, stamina, power and endurance. A competition which have decided the fates of many men throughout history and possesses a long tradition of men's vigor! I, of course, mean a dance competition.
((Mr. Cat is back and he is under the influence of the shard of masculinity! Rape gently, please ^^; ))