*Harper is standing in front of a HUGE pile of pussy willows. Under a equally huge floating banner:
HAPPY DYNGUS DAY!
Now go beat each other with pussy willows
There is also a large pile of full squirt-guns of every design imaginable*
Well, that's interesting.
((In honor of, well,
Dyngus Day. Go to town folks! Mun will be trying to get all three out and therefore will be extra slow.))