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[sucks_tobeme]

[if you happen by the Mess Hall this evening, you may discover a sign posted outside saying "FREE ENTERTAINMENT"]

[if you go in, you may find a vampire and a boy in a dress handcuffed to a table near you]

((Let me know if you want one of them in particular or I'll just throw whichever at you.

Gone to eat dinner, back in a bit! Back!))