Apr 10, 2008 20:37
[TODAY IN THE MESS HALL: your food is sentient! 8D Veggie Transformers, swarms of peas which may be flinging themselves at you, potato and gravy monsters or ... you know. o/ Some of them don't mind being eaten - in fact, they're trying to force themselves into your mouths! Others are not so keen and may have got hold of some cutlery.
Here's a cheerleader "battling" knife-to-knife with some cheese men, except she's not really trying and is doing it more out of amusement.]
Look, I feel bad about wanting to eat you, but I'm hungry right now!