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[Somewhere in the middle of camp, there's a table. On this table are stacks of brightly pink paper and mugs with pencils. Behind the table sits a certain French counsellor, reading in a book and looking bored. There's also a big sign]
Campers!
It has been brought to my attention by camp management that as some of you don't belong to the human species (or at least don't appear to do so on first glance) hunting in the forest bears a high risk of accidents. I therefore ask you to fill out this form and carry it with you at all times. If approached by a hunter, hold it up and shout your name in a loud, clear voice to avoid unnecesary casualities.
Jean-François de Morangias
Camp hunting teacher
Poll Camp Fuck You Die Hunting Pass
(( g-guys, it's getting late over here, I try to pick up tomorrow, MAIL ME should I forget you, thanks for playing, it was awesome ♥ ))
Campers!
It has been brought to my attention by camp management that as some of you don't belong to the human species (or at least don't appear to do so on first glance) hunting in the forest bears a high risk of accidents. I therefore ask you to fill out this form and carry it with you at all times. If approached by a hunter, hold it up and shout your name in a loud, clear voice to avoid unnecesary casualities.
Jean-François de Morangias
Camp hunting teacher
Poll Camp Fuck You Die Hunting Pass
(( g-guys, it's getting late over here, I try to pick up tomorrow, MAIL ME should I forget you, thanks for playing, it was awesome ♥ ))