[The sun is shining, the sky is blue, the weather is sunny and warm, and there is one (1) crown prince of the Fire Nation sitting sulkily at a picnic table. Clearly, he does not want to be here. There are streamers! There are balloons! And most importantly, there is a sparkly flame-resistant streamer reading "HAPPY SIX MONTH CAMPAVERSARY"!]
[Oh yeah, and cake. Camp-provided cake. ~MAGICAL~ camp-provided cake! ANYONE EATING THIS CAKE WILL FIND THEMSELVES SUDDENLY ~INCREDIBLY HETEROSEXUAL~.]
. . . I'm not eating that.