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All right, that's enough! I can't just sit back and wait for this situation to fix itself, because clearly it will not! I am, of course, talking about the bees in the showers. Do you know how hard it is to find an area of the lake where no one can see you bathe? There are always people around, or worse, gorillas. It's horrible, and I can't be the only one who doesn't like it. So, I have a plan.
Everyone knows that when a bee stings someone, the bee dies afterwards because the stinger is ripped out of its body. Therefore, if all the bees attacked someone, they would all die afterwards. All we need is one person to sacrifice themselves for the good of the camp and for hygiene, and make the bees sting them all. If you're allergic to bees, don't be a hero! Someone else can do it. I don't care who, but it's high time something was done and I don't see anyone else stepping up.
So! Any volunteers?
((ETA: bailing for the night, will pick up tomorrow if I get the time))
Everyone knows that when a bee stings someone, the bee dies afterwards because the stinger is ripped out of its body. Therefore, if all the bees attacked someone, they would all die afterwards. All we need is one person to sacrifice themselves for the good of the camp and for hygiene, and make the bees sting them all. If you're allergic to bees, don't be a hero! Someone else can do it. I don't care who, but it's high time something was done and I don't see anyone else stepping up.
So! Any volunteers?
((ETA: bailing for the night, will pick up tomorrow if I get the time))