In regard to the mess hall:

[fuckyoucamp]

Construction of the new facility will begin immediately following this announcement. Basic building supplies have already been air-dropped into the designated zone east of the lake. The tools and supplies included should be enough of a help to complete reconstruction efforts in a timely manner. Lumber is to be taken from the camp's numerous trees. You are warned now that new fauna I've had installed (tentaclicus rapiostis) would not be the optimal wood to attempt to procure, obviously.

Get to work, children. Have fun.