*This is a ninja.*
*This is a very angry ninja.*
*This is a very angry ninja with some very special headgear.*
Lovely. I'm in this bubbling cesspool for five minutes and I already hate everything.
New record! New record!
Be quiet. You're at least half the reason why I'm in such a foul mood.
You'd be a lot less ugly in my eyes if you were in a fowl mood, toots! Rawk!
...so help me, I'm going to fry this bird in its own body fluids.
((OOC: Intro post for Jiroubou! Come molest pester the bitch ninja~))
((OOC: Holy mother of out for the night! Will pick up loose threads tomorrow! THANKS FOR THE YUKS GUYS~ OKAY ACTUALLY BACK.))