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ALRIGHT EVERYBODY! This is Mr. K here with an important announcement as your Motivational Counselor.
I've decided to do my job.
With that out in the public ear, let's get started. Today's subject of motivation is honesty. Face it kids, very few of you are honest with yourselves. Even less of you are honest with others. But that's okay, I'm willing to be flexible with your needs to hide your horrible truths while forcing you to be honest about your feelings. Yeah, we're going there. Feelings. All you've gotta do is play a little game called Two Truths and A Lie. It goes like this:
Step 1) Pop on in and tell the folks that you're up for playing.
Step 2) Other people pop in and tell you three statements: TWO (2) truths and ONE (1) lie about how they feel or think about you.
Step 3) Here comes the fun part. You get ONE (1) guess about which statements are the two truths and which one is the lie. Statement givers, you're obligated to tell them whether their first guess is right or wrong. What you aren't obligated to do is tell them which is the real lie if they're wrong.
Step 4) Repeat as many times as you want. Take turns if you want! Mr. K is okay with anything so long as you're being honest. Except for the part where you're lying. Then Mr. K is okay with you being a half-honest ass to people.
Anyone who doesn't get how to play can refer to the example that my friend here and I will now set. And of course, people without feelings are exempt.
I've decided to do my job.
With that out in the public ear, let's get started. Today's subject of motivation is honesty. Face it kids, very few of you are honest with yourselves. Even less of you are honest with others. But that's okay, I'm willing to be flexible with your needs to hide your horrible truths while forcing you to be honest about your feelings. Yeah, we're going there. Feelings. All you've gotta do is play a little game called Two Truths and A Lie. It goes like this:
Step 1) Pop on in and tell the folks that you're up for playing.
Step 2) Other people pop in and tell you three statements: TWO (2) truths and ONE (1) lie about how they feel or think about you.
Step 3) Here comes the fun part. You get ONE (1) guess about which statements are the two truths and which one is the lie. Statement givers, you're obligated to tell them whether their first guess is right or wrong. What you aren't obligated to do is tell them which is the real lie if they're wrong.
Step 4) Repeat as many times as you want. Take turns if you want! Mr. K is okay with anything so long as you're being honest. Except for the part where you're lying. Then Mr. K is okay with you being a half-honest ass to people.
Anyone who doesn't get how to play can refer to the example that my friend here and I will now set. And of course, people without feelings are exempt.