itp: an intro post

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*there is a tree. there is a bike. the bike is up at the top of the tree. HOW DID IT GET THERE? WHO WAS DRIVING IT? to find out the answers to such burning questions, you're going to have to talk to the poor young man who just fell out of said tree and the big purple dragony thing near him.*

Ouch....

((DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT IS THE SOUND OF SENTAI JESUS CRASHING INTO BED ilu all be back eventuallyyyyy))