Shounen In The Life

May 10, 2008 19:43

[a baby in army fatigues fires a huge blast into the air, a red flare glowing in the sky. There are four poles staked into the ground.]

Hey, campers! We're training!

Line up, weakest to strongest. Any technique from magic to martial art is fine. If you think you're too strong for training, line up at the blue pole! If you think you're too weak for training, white pole! If you can fight the monsters in camp but not your peers, red pole! If you can fight monsters and your peers, black pole!

Hey, I'll find out if you're telling the truth! Got it?

((THIS BABY WANTS TO, CAN, AND WILL MAKE YOU, YES YOU, STRONGER. If you comment here, you are giving a godmoding mentor-baby permission to pummel you with comedic abuse, set you up with sparring partners (each other), set you up with a monster to fight (with help from Morrolan~), throw you in a shark pit, or otherwise be your loving abusive drill sergeant. (Colonello won't hit girls unless they're fighters, though! LADIES WELCOME.) It is in fact possible to be considered exempt from Colonello's training. In this case, he'll offer you a drink or ask you to help beat weaker people.

IF YOU ARE SET UP AND WANNA SORT THINGS OUT, chan #babyfight is open for your needs!

EDIT: COLONELLO IS DYIN' :|b Morrolan's still doin' an awesome monster job. JUMP EACH OTHER.))
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