May 28, 2008 11:03
[On your morning stroll or having been evicted from your cabin by gorillas and finished with your mandatory breakfast, you might spot a little boy with floppy hair standing ankle deep in the water of the lake. It seems like he's looking for someth-- Oh, he's found it.]
Wow! I see it! I can really see it! It's so co--!!
[Yes, there is a lazily tentacle peeking out from under the water. Yes, he looks like Christmas has come early, except he's Little Timmy, and currently coughing up a storm. Yes, you should tell him to get out of the water now.]
[[Uhh, your angelic pings. I can has them. Back!]]