*Whoever you are, wherever you may be....you are in danger. It seems that Camp has decided it would be fun to put all your lives at risk. That is to say, somebody has gotten their airship back... Prepare for a crash landing near you/on you/into your cabin/whatever by
this airship. Don't worry, the pilot is perfectly safe and exiting so as to proclaim his greatness.*
Another perfect landing, if I do say so myself! Damn, I'm good!