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[captaincy]

Look, I'm no good with kids under the legal age of- Where are we again? Louisiana? Still, here I am, reporting for Counselor duty. Lots to see and do, though I had to "employ force" a couple of times just to get here. This place could use a good old-fashioned Torchwood-style spring cleaning.

Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm Captain Jack Harkness, and if the rumours are true there's a shortage of bunks thanks to all these people turning up. That's okay, I'd be willing to share.

(freshmeat. will be slow etc. orz)