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*A man in a get-up that is entirely inappropriate for the weather is standing in the middle of a congregation of undead, giving a speech that frankly sounds like it’s being read word for word from from a script… which it is, by the way. Let us take a closer look, shall we?*
… yes, this amazing cream contains not only amazing antioxidant that helps you attain the … ”moist, ripe look” that is so in these days, but also larvicides for embarrassing infestations. With all these features CFUD’s It-Puts-The Lotion is not just helpful, but an outright necessity that no discerning zombie should be unliving without. After all, ”You don’t have to look like death, just because you’re dead on the inside”… so… any questions?
*Please to be putting an end to his awkward misery.*
((EDIT 1:Thank you and goodnight people, Vincent will be going to bed right now! Will be back to pick up threads in the morning, however! And thus, I return for your threading pleasure.))
… yes, this amazing cream contains not only amazing antioxidant that helps you attain the … ”moist, ripe look” that is so in these days, but also larvicides for embarrassing infestations. With all these features CFUD’s It-Puts-The Lotion is not just helpful, but an outright necessity that no discerning zombie should be unliving without. After all, ”You don’t have to look like death, just because you’re dead on the inside”… so… any questions?
*Please to be putting an end to his awkward misery.*
((EDIT 1:Thank you and goodnight people, Vincent will be going to bed right now! Will be back to pick up threads in the morning, however! And thus, I return for your threading pleasure.))