After observing this place for over a week now, I can safely say that this is by far the most disorganized establishment I've ever seen in my life. Nevermind that almost all tests run were inconclusive - but that comes as no surprise to the rest of you, I'm sure, particularly given what I've heard. Tch.
Of course, such things would be much easier if there were less interruptions. Tell me, who exactly was it that decided to let their sled loose? Who would need a sled in a place like this in July, moreover. Come claim it immediately, and pick up your greenery while you're at it. It's getting all over the place.
[OOC: CHRISTMAS IN JULY aka mistletoe is freaking everywhere in just this post. as well as presents, because hey, it's not christmas without presents. you all know how it goes, and for those who don't - well, you'll see. I will be responding to comments here and there! eta: WHY ARE THERE THREE PAGES IN 18 MINUTES. eta #2: aaalso you don't have to be affected by the mistletoe in this post; you can comment safely from a distance! just specify ♥
eta #3: HEY KIDS please start scooting threads over to
this post since this one is kerlagging.]