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[It's Ken's birthday! As an early birthday present last week, camp dropped a pair of A-T on his face. He's now trying them out, and slamming at high speeds into the side of your - yes, your - cabin/hut/shack/tent/tree/train/police box/fast food restaurant/cardboard box/other place of residence. Also, he has a birthday card from camp stuck to his back that reads "Happy Birthday. Enjoy your cranial trauma. Love, Camp."]