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Uhm. So, I guess given that we're on another Planet and stuff, a lot of people here have never heard of Wutai. And that's super tragic because Wutai is basically the coolest place ever. It's one of the oldest culture on our Planet and definitely the most... uh... cultural. But in recent years, this noble and completely bitchin' people have fallen on hard times. Even though, like, yeah, we're full of ninjas, when was the last time your tiny village successfully fought off the Planet's biggest private army that was fueled by evil dead aliens? Never? OK, that's what I thought. Our once-proud village is now a vacation spots for total creepazoids like this douchebaggimus maximus here. I think his greasy hair speaks for itself as to why this is completely unacceptable.
"Wow!" you are thinking now, "how completely lame is that?" And I could not agree more. It could not possibly be more completely lame. That why I am here as a representative (and founder!) of the Wutai Cultural Education and Urban Renewal project. All you have to do to show your support and solidarity of this noble village is to vote yes on this poll *. The Wutai Cultural Education and Urban Renewal project will take care of the rest.
Stand up!
Let your voice be counted!
Never shall we die!
Poll Official poll of the Wutai Cultural Education and Urban Renewal Project
ETA: OK, I've been educating all day, and totally need a nap. But keep showing your support! Every vote counts!
"Wow!" you are thinking now, "how completely lame is that?" And I could not agree more. It could not possibly be more completely lame. That why I am here as a representative (and founder!) of the Wutai Cultural Education and Urban Renewal project. All you have to do to show your support and solidarity of this noble village is to vote yes on this poll *. The Wutai Cultural Education and Urban Renewal project will take care of the rest.
Stand up!
Let your voice be counted!
Never shall we die!
Poll Official poll of the Wutai Cultural Education and Urban Renewal Project
ETA: OK, I've been educating all day, and totally need a nap. But keep showing your support! Every vote counts!