Jul 31, 2008 16:27
[There's a fat, sweaty kid tooling around upside-down on a single A-T. This alone would be enough to gather attention, but more amazingly, is apparently his ... aura is causing the mistletoe directly around him to turn brown and die.]
It couldn't be wrong. THIS HAS TO BE THE FABLED, LEGENDARY, SMOOTCHII NONCONUS PLANT! After years of searching, at last!
BUT WHY IS WILTING!!!?? DON'T FORSAKE ME IN MY HOUR OF NEED!! QUICK! I NEED BABES STAT!
((OOC: Last mistletoe post of the season! Not enough of it is dead, so get your kissyface on, people. It's like the dregs of your coffee, it's stronger when there's not enough left.
Killing Onigiri in order to escape kissing, small offenses, large offenses, groping, and simply existing are COMPLETELY ENCOURAGED. Slow, new, horrible keywords, etc. Pounce each other merrily, all. Let the brainbreak begin.
EDIT Dropping for the evening. THIS WAS AWESOME GUYS. I will pick up after work tomorrow!))