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[nevertogaslight]

... so I promise that there was excellent logic behind blowing up the latest batch of spawn to come from Marcy the Squid's lady parts, most of which revolved around no one wanting to volunteer to convince the fine beast to start on birth control, and so you will have to excuse, uh. The current weather. ♫ It's raining squid, hallelujah! ♪ and all that.

I am, ah. Heading out to find extra umbrellas. Until then, it might be in your best interest to stay the hell indoors. I'm sorry, guys. I really, really am.

((Mingling post. Stephan will try to pop up.))