*So, who remembers those
flyers a certain new counselor put up a few week ago? Anybody?
Well. If you hadn't noticed them before now, you might have a reason to today. Looks as though somebody's been writing all over them, with things like
SMOKES IN THE CLASSROOM
and
DANGER! UNSAFE EXPERIMENTS
CLASSES CANCELED, KIDS HOSPITALIZED
and
STUDENTS BEWARE, HE'LL TRY AND TAKE YOU TO BED
...actually, someone's still writing on them.
Maybe you should ask her what that's about*