Milk out your @$$?
*In your mess hall today, there is a very mad demon loli. On her table is what remains of her dinner, and what is obviously her desert -- a plateful of cookies. And what else goes with cookies? Why a tall glass of milk, of course. Except the milk doesn't want to be consumed. In fact, it will do everything it can to keep from being consumed -- come out of ears, noses, disappear, even levitating in the air. Yes, the demon loli is very, very mad.*
WILL YOU GET DOWN HERE IN THE GLASS, YOU STUPID WHITE GLOB?!
((So I went to the allergy doctor today, and the first thing that he asks is, "Did you drink milk?" As it turns out, milk might be bad if you have allergies, so for the next week or so I'm on a no-milk diet. Aaanywho, feel free to have similar evasive milk problems, or laugh at Etna's floating milk, or mingle /o/))
WILL YOU GET DOWN HERE IN THE GLASS, YOU STUPID WHITE GLOB?!
((So I went to the allergy doctor today, and the first thing that he asks is, "Did you drink milk?" As it turns out, milk might be bad if you have allergies, so for the next week or so I'm on a no-milk diet. Aaanywho, feel free to have similar evasive milk problems, or laugh at Etna's floating milk, or mingle /o/))