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My name is Mrs. Jane Smith, and I'll be your post-marriage counselor. I think we should start with a few simple questions.
1 - Are you married?
2 - If the answer is yes, please rate your happiness on a scale of 1-10.
3 - If the answer is no, please rate how happy you think you should be with the person you are most likely to have a relationship with.
4 - Are you immune to any poisons and/or have an unusual amount of luck with escaping near death situations involving food.
5 - How durable are you?
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1 - Are you married?
2 - If the answer is yes, please rate your happiness on a scale of 1-10.
3 - If the answer is no, please rate how happy you think you should be with the person you are most likely to have a relationship with.
4 - Are you immune to any poisons and/or have an unusual amount of luck with escaping near death situations involving food.
5 - How durable are you?
((ooc: CFUD v work computer! Slow and spotty ♥ ;; ))