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Aug 23, 2008 18:38

There're a lot of different people from different worlds who the Director Lady has imprisoned with her Universe-Universe ability and it seems like a bunch of you have worlds that are really familiar or even the same. But some of you don't! And I was thinking that there are things in your worlds that are different from my world and maybe some of you even brought those things with you. We can trade each other for neat stuff that we haven't seen before or get things that we really need. I need a spare pair of boots. Mine got, uh, lost. Yeah, l-lost! So the Great Captain Usopp would like to offer up the following for trade!

*pulls out a...rubber band*

For those who don't know, this is called a RUBBER BAND! Look at how stretchy it is! Just think of all the things you can do with it. You can hold things together or use it as a headband or my personal favorite, shoot it!

And I have ones that are even bigger. *pulls out a really thick and long rubber band* This is called a GIANT RUBBER- I mean, a GIANT USOPP BAND! It's like the rubber band but one of my own invention. Look at how big it is and how far it stretches. You could hold even more things together with this, like books or houses. It's a fearsome weapon too, I've known men who felled giants and mountains with a well-timed Giant Usopp Band!

How about it? Who wants to trade? I've also got a garlic necklace that is guaranteed to keep fearsome vampires at bay!
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