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Man, summer's almost over already? What a gyp. Oh well, you kids ought to be grateful that since you're stuck here, you don't have to go back to school. Do you know how many kids would be in envy of eternal summer vacation? HUH? DO YOU YOU LITTLE INGRATES?
... yeah, I'm not buying it either. But hell, just because you don't have to go to school doesn't mean you have to let your brain slowly ooze out of your ears! Let's try an oldie but goodie! It goes like this:
Leaf is to tree as feather is to bird.
Lion is to pride as crow is to murder.
Get it? OK! Here we go!
Zombie is to xylophone as bidet is to...
... yeah, I'm not buying it either. But hell, just because you don't have to go to school doesn't mean you have to let your brain slowly ooze out of your ears! Let's try an oldie but goodie! It goes like this:
Leaf is to tree as feather is to bird.
Lion is to pride as crow is to murder.
Get it? OK! Here we go!
Zombie is to xylophone as bidet is to...