Sep 05, 2008 23:10
[It is the Mess Hall! Two men are seated in the center, and to set the mood a little, a calming aroma of coffee fills the air, accompanied by the soft sound of jazz music coming from... nowhere in particular. Just roll with it.]
Ha...! Dr. Shamal and I recently got to talking about love and life, as we men often do. And it occurred to us that we've been remiss. Remiss in kindling friendships, remiss in taking those opportunities for interaction. Remiss in taking this opportunity the way fate has expected us to! It's too late to make that good impression up now, of course, but what we can do is offer some incentive.
So, ladies and other ladies, pull up a chair and we can chat. We know how stressful this place can be, so let us put you at ease. That's right, we're throwing a small party. Won't you attend?
(( Wiiiiiiiiinding down. All threads will be picked up later. ))