does this count as an intropost?
[If you are passing through the wooded sections of camp (or even if you aren't) you might notice something fairly unusual on the ground: money, of all sizes, descriptions, and currencies -- bills, coins, cheques, bonds, even some chocolate dollars -- strewn all over the place.]
[Should you follow the trail of money, it will lead you to a rectangular pit dug in the ground, at the (rather muddy) bottom of which is a damp, dirty, and highly long-suffering Ultimate Survivor.]
...God damn it.
((ooc: postvirgin is slow! please be gentle! bonus points to anyone who can make Kaiji take his clothes off.))
((Edit: Kaiji is now out! And fully clothed! But I'm happy to keep threading with people who've already come in. Or with you, if you'd like to come ask him about the metal cow.))
((Edit edit: Bed now! I'll pick up tomorrow!))
[Should you follow the trail of money, it will lead you to a rectangular pit dug in the ground, at the (rather muddy) bottom of which is a damp, dirty, and highly long-suffering Ultimate Survivor.]
...God damn it.
((ooc: postvirgin is slow! please be gentle! bonus points to anyone who can make Kaiji take his clothes off.))
((Edit: Kaiji is now out! And fully clothed! But I'm happy to keep threading with people who've already come in. Or with you, if you'd like to come ask him about the metal cow.))
((Edit edit: Bed now! I'll pick up tomorrow!))