Sep 24, 2008 07:31
ATTENTION, EVERYONE.
[ Where's that voice coming from? It sounds like the PA system. But- no, wait, it's some kid with blue hair standing on one of the speakers, attached to a telegraph pole; the one right next to you.
Someone, foolishly, has given him a megaphone. ]
This is the great Black ☆ Star speaking! I'm here to fill you with adoration for me, the biggest man in this world or any other! How long you must have been waiting for me to arrive! Truly, I am like a gooooaaawoooaaah-!!
[ Whoops! The speaker broke. Catch him! ...Or just point and laugh when he hits the ground. ]
(( new voice, will be slow. TAKING A BREAK FOR A SHORT WHILE WILL PICK UP SOON. ))