Hello, everyone! I would like you to meet my friend.
She may look like just a box to you, but she is a very good person and it is her birthday! And since it is her birthdaaaaay you all give me her awesome presents!
Happy birthday to you, Boxy!
ps - she likes hot dogs and cookies and buses and walruses and candy and turtleneck sweaters and more candy
((Our dorm's internet keeps going out so WE'LL SEE HOW THIS GOES))