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HEY JERKS, I'm bored. You know what happens when ninjas get bored? That's right, you totally don't because no one has lived to survive a ninja's boredom. And it's not cuz the ninjas flip out like ninjas either, it's because when we get bored we unintentionally release a deadly virus. Not just any deadly virus, a time traveling deadly virus. And now you're thinking "oh crap, it'll kill my mom before I'm born" right? WRONG, it'll kill your mom's high school boyfriend, causing her deep emotional scarring. She'll be a totally cold ice-bitch so when your would-be father comes along she's all like "NOOOOOOO, I CAN NEVER LOVE AGAIN." BUT YOU FATHER WON'T GIVE UP, because they're like, destined or something, or he's in love with her, or she's got the best butt ever or something. So her keeps after her or whatever, and it's like one of those terrible chick-flicks. Man, I hate chick-flicks. That's probably what's making me bored right now, the fact that romantic comedies exist in the universe. Why is comedy even in the name? They're never funny. And so when your mom falls in love with your dad and it looks like you just might be born, that's when STAGE TWO kicks in.
I'm serious, you guys. Deadly serious.
((OOC: I'm off for the afternoon, will be back in a few hours and may or may not remember to pick up threads! BACK BUT MY CONNECTION IS BEING A WHORE.))
I'm serious, you guys. Deadly serious.
((OOC: I'm off for the afternoon, will be back in a few hours and may or may not remember to pick up threads! BACK BUT MY CONNECTION IS BEING A WHORE.))