Hey everybody! I'm Gourry Gabriev, your... oh, hold on, I actually wrote it down this time! I'm the "Women's Studies Instructor."
...whoa, seriously? That's what I do? Is that even a real job?
Anyway! I haven't done it for awhile, 'cause every time I do, Lina gets mad at me, but I recently found out that instead of getting paid with money, I get sent packages from "In Danger Jerky of the Month Club," and I'm really excited to try panda jerky! I'm not really sure where the danger comes from, but last month's snow leopard was super delicious! So today, I'm going to do my job for awhile!
But again, not wanting to make Lina mad, I thought maybe for once I should know what I'm talking about...
So this is a Womyn. Pretty scary, huh? They breathe fire, fly, eat babies, and spread the Black Plague. Their theme song is, "I am Womyn hear me roar" and they eat men for breakfast. Not sure what they eat for lunch and dinner.
...anyway, that's all the research I did. Found some more cool pictures, though! Check this one out!