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My favorite tree fell apart today! How does a tree just fall apart? What's worse, I was in it! Craaaaaash, all the way to the ground and it's pretty lucky I always land on my feet. Usopp the Lightly Nimble! And I was okay until these big Southbird-looking birds started laughing at me. Well, caaaaawing at me but I could tell it was laughter! I started, um, making fun of them back and they called in reinforcements, even bigger birds, and I was going to defeat them all. Really! Except my "Can't Fight Birds As Big As Houses" disease started acting up and it's not like I can help it. It's a serious disease.
So I ran awa- made a strategic retreat and okay, I wasn't looking where I was going. But I was looking enough to see a huuuuge mud puddle before I fell into it! But you know what? The mud puddle spat at me! So I got covered in mud. And then when I went to the Mess Hall, they only had mushroom stuff left! Mushroom sandwiches, mushroom spaghetti, mushroom salad and mushroom juice! Who ate all the non-mushroom food, that's what I want to know!
AUGH! I just checked my bag and all of my ammunition is gone! All of it! What's wrong with this day?! It needs to stop being stupid! Also, now that my tree's gone, I need someplace to bunk. Maybe Chopper too, I don't know where he's staying. All I want is the day to be better, someplace to stay, and the jerk who stole my stuff to return it! And a non-mushroom sandwich.
[ooc: Totally not taking my bad day out on my character, nope, not me! Also, I'll only be here for about two hours. Quick post! I am a lying liar and was here for three. Must go to bed right now! I'll pick up threads tomorrow, I swear upon my heroic heart!]
So I ran awa- made a strategic retreat and okay, I wasn't looking where I was going. But I was looking enough to see a huuuuge mud puddle before I fell into it! But you know what? The mud puddle spat at me! So I got covered in mud. And then when I went to the Mess Hall, they only had mushroom stuff left! Mushroom sandwiches, mushroom spaghetti, mushroom salad and mushroom juice! Who ate all the non-mushroom food, that's what I want to know!
AUGH! I just checked my bag and all of my ammunition is gone! All of it! What's wrong with this day?! It needs to stop being stupid! Also, now that my tree's gone, I need someplace to bunk. Maybe Chopper too, I don't know where he's staying. All I want is the day to be better, someplace to stay, and the jerk who stole my stuff to return it! And a non-mushroom sandwich.
[ooc: Totally not taking my bad day out on my character, nope, not me! Also, I'll only be here for about two hours. Quick post! I am a lying liar and was here for three. Must go to bed right now! I'll pick up threads tomorrow, I swear upon my heroic heart!]