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[gettin_fired_up]

*An alarm has sounded across camp. A young man is handcuffed to the pole of the megaphone sounding said alarm. Above him flashes a large sign with an arrow pointing at him. The sign reads 'LOLITA KILLER'*

I AIN'T EVER KILLED ANY LITTLE GIRLS!!!! I SWEAR! AND I AIN'T A PEDO EITHER!

((OOC: Go go terrible canon nickname....sob, will be slow))