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[If you check your mailbox there's a probability you just got this one very special invitation.]
You are supposed to come invited to the Lawyertarium on November 11th, which just happens to totally be the Independence Day of the most awesome country in the world, Poland. You should so come, cuz it's my birthday too, and it'll, like, be a sleepover. We'll have tons of snacks and drinks (Which will be allowed since the Lawyertarium is now Polish-Hungarian territory). There'll be, like, typical sleepover games too, of course.
If you don't copy this letter and send to three others before the 11th, something totally bad will happen to you, like, your cabin will be crashed by the lawyertarium.
From: Feliks Łukasiewicz
((Feel free to answer both typed or in person ETA: Attention span killed, will pick up later.))