[What's this? The girl who can be seen every day eating with gusto, rain, sleet or snow, sitting in front of a large cake, and not touching it? You might be seeing a pig fluttering in the background somewhere.
Is there something wrong with it?
Well. There's also a note in her hands to go with it, which she's currently frowning at.]
[Belated birthday post. I will be all sorts of slow. The cake is free for the taking, and is chocolate with vanilla frosting. The treats...well. Those are exactly what they look like.
edit: out for a few hours, picking up later]