Nov 23, 2008 21:40
--well! I see we've got new guys out there, huh, so if you need an excuse to try to figure out what's going on with the place or just need some friendly advice, I've got what you need. Which is to say, I can't give you many answers but I can sure give you a few pointers and a stiff drink to take the edge off. Hop along to the hotel, I'm easy to spot, but you might want to bring your Suspension of Disbelief. I'd give you mine, but I think it's scared and hiding under the couch. Campers are absolutely encouraged to come up with outlandish stuff for me to use as advice, hah.
Oh! And if any of you see any flying pigs on your way over, I'd appreciate if you could catch them for me. Some of mine have a habit of running off for the fun of it.
(( Peony is out, will be back tomorrow ))