[ITP: Turducken!]
[Somewhere, no matter where you are in camp, there are illusions of TURDUCKENS. Very REALISTIC illusions, but illusions. Turduckens are turkeys crossed with ducks crossed with chickens. On occasion they may be dancing and clucking/gobbling to this song. In contrast, you may also stumble upon illusions of tofurkeys.]
What did you do today on Screw Over the Native Americans Day?
That's right, Native Americans. Cos Indians are from India, and hoosiers are from Indiana, and turduckens are from Birch Farms.
Do you know what a turducken is?
It's mostly turkey but it's got a little bit of duck in it, and the duck has a little bit of chicken in it.
They don't get along well with tofurkeys. I think it's cos tofurkeys are too fake.
What did you do today on Screw Over the Native Americans Day?
That's right, Native Americans. Cos Indians are from India, and hoosiers are from Indiana, and turduckens are from Birch Farms.
Do you know what a turducken is?
It's mostly turkey but it's got a little bit of duck in it, and the duck has a little bit of chicken in it.
They don't get along well with tofurkeys. I think it's cos tofurkeys are too fake.