have kitten, will travel

[jyankenpwned]

[Sitting outside the Mess Hall in a folding chair, there is a scruffy young man with a kitten in his lap and a sign propped against his knees. It says,

What can I do for you?
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Prepared to work, willing to learn, eager to be out of debt

Will you fall prey to his sad puppy face?]

Edit: Slowing down now, guys, I will pick up later!