Nov 29, 2008 12:13
*not exactly in the center of camp, but pretty near, there is a tattooed prince handcuffed to a little pink witch. they are not very happy about it.
if you come close enough, you may see there are words etched into the cuffs: 'play nice'. and once you can see that...well, you might end up attached to someone you really ought to be playing nice with. like your worst enemy, for example.*
I told you not to keep coming, didn't I! I said 'Fiyero, you really ought not to be in here right now, Elphie's not here, you might as well go and find her, try the library, she likes it in there,' which I know because I pay attention to where she is, and I suppose you thought I was hiding her under my bed, which is simply impossible, and will you stop fiddling because they're not coming off, really they're not, you ought to have realized that by now and we shall just have to wait until camp decides to let us both go. Which moment, I assure you, cannot possibly come too soon!
*...or you could just taunt these two. either way.*