[Points for anyone who reads to the end of this.]
Greetings residents.
I am Vexen, your Scientific Experimentation Senior Manager and before there is any debate upon the matter, I would like you all to note the EMPHASIS in that title, as is proper. Having spent a week in evaluation, and despite the presence of excellently appointed labs for everything from alchemy to resurrection... It seems a new start IS required due to an UTTER LACK OF PROCESS!
I doubt such a ... establishment has the benefit of a proper system for review and publishing of scientific data. THIS WILL CHANGE IMMEDIATELY.
ALL experimentation upon the flora, fauna, other campers, other counselors, miscellaneous 'camp' effects, monsters, 'Marcy,' time-space continuum and Peeps is REQUIRED to be turned into me for review to be sure it follows the proper scientific method and what is not directly experimented upon is properly sourced.
I, of course, will see it it being compiled and published as to be a benefit to the other scientists with whom I shall be supervising.
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In the mean time, if you would fill out this helpful and notably mandatory survey...
Poll Camp (Obscenity) You Die Scientific Poll
Naturally, if you have any comments, use the back to elaborate in any detail you wish.
((OOC: WHEW! THANK YOU GUYS! I'm out for the night, but plan to spend after work tomorrow toddling along with threads again!))
I am Vexen, your Scientific Experimentation Senior Manager and before there is any debate upon the matter, I would like you all to note the EMPHASIS in that title, as is proper. Having spent a week in evaluation, and despite the presence of excellently appointed labs for everything from alchemy to resurrection... It seems a new start IS required due to an UTTER LACK OF PROCESS!
I doubt such a ... establishment has the benefit of a proper system for review and publishing of scientific data. THIS WILL CHANGE IMMEDIATELY.
ALL experimentation upon the flora, fauna, other campers, other counselors, miscellaneous 'camp' effects, monsters, 'Marcy,' time-space continuum and Peeps is REQUIRED to be turned into me for review to be sure it follows the proper scientific method and what is not directly experimented upon is properly sourced.
I, of course, will see it it being compiled and published as to be a benefit to the other scientists with whom I shall be supervising.
...
...
In the mean time, if you would fill out this helpful and notably mandatory survey...
Poll Camp (Obscenity) You Die Scientific Poll
Naturally, if you have any comments, use the back to elaborate in any detail you wish.
((OOC: WHEW! THANK YOU GUYS! I'm out for the night, but plan to spend after work tomorrow toddling along with threads again!))