[yo ho yo ho a counselor's life for me?]

[myarrrrm]

[Tonight, you might notice that the cook serving up your soup at the service window is a goddamn cyborg pirate bear. You might also notice that, while the soup looks strikingly similar to Tuesday's, and contains the occasional eyeball, it smells AWESOME. And if you're brave enough to try it, it tastes pretty awesome, too.]

Hmm, mm, mm... ♫

(( COME STARE? This is really a MESS HALL MINGLE POST but Silver will get around, uhuhu. eta slowing down oh god ))