The failboat in his natural habitat.

[hislittlevoice]

[One (1) Spaniard decided to brave the weather with a jacket he found lying around in the mess hall. However, as soon as he stepped outside, he was promptly attacked by seagulls. Why are they here, you might ask? Well, this same Spaniard threw a rock at the barrier some time ago, which caused it to turn into a vindictive bird... a bird with feathered friends, apparently.]

Oh, great. Get off of me, you winged rats!

[Please come introduce yourself! Or mingle amongst yourselves as you see fit.]