[If you happen to wander on into the woods today, you might stumble upon a jolly dead elf!
. . .well, it's not exactly jolly. Mostly it's just dead.
There is also one well-dressed ex-defense attorney being handcuffed, and possibly man-handled, by gorillas. DO YOU INVESTIGATE THE CRIME SCENE Y/Y? ]
((AM GOING TO BE AROUND PRETTY MUCH ALL NIGHT but warnings for EXTREEEEME slowness ;;b ETA OH WOW AM I EVER SLEEPY. I will pick up all threads tomorrow and if i miss you just poke meeee gnight))