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*Winter. Quiet days of gently falling snowflakes, a time for silence and peaceful, quiet reflection and contemplations of our lives. Until a hole just appears in thin air and a giant, red semitruck jump out of it. Seriously, it's like soaring majestically in slow motion with the engine revving until it comes down with a crash mighty enough to draw the attention of anyone who isn't already there. And after a sweet landing the truck comes to a stop and out tumbles a not!vampire in a seven foot cape, an eight foot tall skeleton and a nine foot tall man with a paperbag over his head.*
”Oh- oh goodness- we… are we- Yes! A month, after a whole month of only eating fried food, drinking badly produced bootleg alcohol and shotgun weddings -”
”Can we please not discuss the weddings?"
”-agressive inbreeding, prejudice and worst of all, banjo’s and accordions-”
”If I had just left him there I swear people would THANK me for it…”
”-we are back! We are finally, at long last back! Wonderful, truly WONDERFUL work everyone, especially master Valentine who so valiantly piloted our conveniently placed escape vehicle-”
”I didn’t drive.”
”… Beg pardon?”
”It… drove itself.”
”WRRR-CRRCK-CRRNK-CRRNK-WRRRT.”
”I do actually have a name. Which is not "it".”
*On this quiet winter day, the eight-foot skeleton’s jaw has traveled to his feet, the nine-foot doctor’s eye is currently extending a foot or so out of his eyehole and several heavy weapons just dropped from the not!vampire’s cape. This may have something to do with the fact their truck is now a 22-feet tall giant robot.*
((Back baby. Will be rusty as I bring all my characters back into the game.
ETA: Crashing for the night now. Will return tomorrow for more Antics! Until then: transform and roll into bedzzzzz))
”Oh- oh goodness- we… are we- Yes! A month, after a whole month of only eating fried food, drinking badly produced bootleg alcohol and shotgun weddings -”
”Can we please not discuss the weddings?"
”-agressive inbreeding, prejudice and worst of all, banjo’s and accordions-”
”If I had just left him there I swear people would THANK me for it…”
”-we are back! We are finally, at long last back! Wonderful, truly WONDERFUL work everyone, especially master Valentine who so valiantly piloted our conveniently placed escape vehicle-”
”I didn’t drive.”
”… Beg pardon?”
”It… drove itself.”
”WRRR-CRRCK-CRRNK-CRRNK-WRRRT.”
”I do actually have a name. Which is not "it".”
*On this quiet winter day, the eight-foot skeleton’s jaw has traveled to his feet, the nine-foot doctor’s eye is currently extending a foot or so out of his eyehole and several heavy weapons just dropped from the not!vampire’s cape. This may have something to do with the fact their truck is now a 22-feet tall giant robot.*
((Back baby. Will be rusty as I bring all my characters back into the game.
ETA: Crashing for the night now. Will return tomorrow for more Antics! Until then: transform and roll into bedzzzzz))